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Stanley Parable Ultra Deluxe Endings 2022
Stanley Parable Ultra Deluxe Original Endings
The Canonical End
Follow the narrator’s instructions exactly, escape the facility, and see some trees
Exit Stanley’s Office
Take the door on your left
Follow the stairs up
Enter the boss’s office
Type 2845 into the keypad
Go down the elevator
Enter the Mind Control Facility
When you reach the control panel, turn off the scary mind control device (save your world-dominating fantasies for a different ending)
Kaboom!
Trigger the nuclear bombs beneath the facility
Go to mind control facility
Activate machine
PANIC
Safe and Sound
Stay in Stanley’s office, protecting him from the existential horrors that await
Just like… close the door and sit there. Simple as that
Out of Bounds
Break out of the map. Oh wait… the developers expected me to do that
Go to Employee No. 434’s desk (see screenshot below)
Wiggle your way onto the chair then onto the desk
Get onto 433’s desk (the one right next to 434’s)
Jump out the window and into the void
Have fun being sung to by the narrator’s bard D&D character
The Existential Nightmare
Go towards the boss’s office, take the stairs down instead of up. Prepare to be existentially broken.
Button Heaven
Activate all 5 “Awaiting Input” computers:
NOTE: you must reset the game after you activate each computer
Employee No. 419’s computer:
Employee No. 423’s computer:
The boss’s receptionist’s computer:
Employee No. 434’s computer:
Stanley’s computer:
Queue button heaven
Game Development 101
WIP NOTES
Jump off cargo lift > go through the blue door 3 times (3rd one is behind you) > untextured room > 3 choices > give rating > leaderboard > rating > fail baby game > FIREWATCH??? THAT’S NEW > Rocket League??? > Fall down the hole in the goal > land in broken down office > fall again > land in original Half Life 2 mod Stanley Parable > wander around until the game cuts to black > The end
Baby Game Ending
There’s absolutely no way I’m clicking that button for 4 hours. Just google it. There are plenty of videos by crazy people that have enough of an attention span to click that button for 4 hours, so go watch one of theirs.
TW: Ending
WIP
Jump off cargo lift > red door > go around the loop until door opens > Happiness room > go upstairs > self explanatory….
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The Hole
Just keep jumping down the hole in the New Feature Showcase area in the New Content ending.
Stanley, the Literary Genius
Go up and down in the elevator down to the mind control facility
“Bottom of the Mind Control Room” Ending
The Narrator’s words, not mine.
Fall to the bottom of the Monitor Room in the mind control facility, listen to the terrible early-2000s rock song about falling down to the bottom of the facility, then you’re reset
[Stanley Parable Ultra Deluxe] The Stanley Parable New Content™ Ending(s)
[WORK IN PROGRESS NOTES // IGNORE THIS MESS PLEASE]
I’m waiting to make sure I’ve actually found everything in this ending before I write it up.
Weird Qualifications (Finish main run + check the “played Stanley Parable” button at the beginning) > New Content door > Jump Room > Get reset > New Office Layout (w/ vent) > Memory Place > Skip Button > Reset Again > New New Content Sign > Stanley Parable 2 Office > New Game Features > New Stuff Demo > Cut to New Title Screen > Begin Again > Collect the Stigley-wiglies > Manual Restart/Complete Current Ending > Narrator brings you back to the Memory Zone > Collect the Mini-stans in order that you found them originally? > pink room > warehouse > ♥♥♥♥♥♥ video > Final figurine > TV room > reset… but actually not > Do the collecting backwards > Jump Circle > 2 Doors > Stanley’s Office > Narrator Existential Crisis > reset
Stanlurine Locations:
- A list of hints to their locations can sometimes be found in the conference room.
- New Features Showcase area, Across wooden-plank bridge in cargo lift area
- Underneath the stairs to the boss’s office
- In the room with the red/blue door (don’t bring the bucket)
- Behind secret wall in the boss’s office across from the elevator to the mind control facility
- Executive Bathroom
Epilogue
Prerequisites: ??????
Epilogue button will appear on title screen
Click it.
Brought back to the very far future after the “skip dialogue button” incident
Wander through the desert.
Eventually you find the Memory Zone house where you can go down to the basement and find a computer. Interact with it and the thing from the “Set the Time” section will talk to you. After deciding on a title for the game, you are sent to the title menu to see your handiwork. After this is done, the New Content door should reappear and you can go back to the New Features expo hall. (You can now go back and unlock the “Test achievement please ignore” from the machine)
Bucket-Specific Endings
For all of the following, you need to have played through the New Content ending to get the bucket in the offices
Happy Bucket; Happy Life
First. Get the bucket from the second room of offices. Then, follow the narrator’s instructions until you get to the Mind Control Facility’s monitor room. On the first platform inside (the one with the light bulb button) you can get on top of the desk and then get over the railing.
The Bucket Tapes
Go to the cargo room then up the wooden plank ramp, drop down onto the plank path below, and go through the vents. You’ll emerge in a storage room with tapes. Activate the tape player on the table to get the ending.
Is This… A Bucket?
Bring the bucket to the cargo room. Take the cargo lift and then fall off the lift onto the walkway (as if going towards the red and blue door. The narrator will stop you because “No Buckets Allowed” (kinda rude if you ask me). You’ll then play the wonderful game show and watch the confusion ensue.
Stanley’s Imaginary Friend
Bring the bucket with you.
Go to the telephone by riding the cargo lift.
Enter into an abusive relationship with the bucket
Stanley’s Intervention
Get the bucket
Take the door on the right
Go left to the maintenance hallway
Take the elevator down
Adventure Line 2.0
Don’t destroy the bucket because buckets before narrators am I right fellas…?
The Bucket’s War Crimes
Escape out the window with the bucket
Listen to the Narrator’s drive-time radio drama
Losing Your Marbl— I mean Buckets
Take the bucket to the staircase to your bosses office.
Go down the stairs.
The Number 3
Take the bucket to the boss’s office and go down the elevator
Go back up the elevator
Press 3 over and over again
Go back down the elevator
Go back up the elevator
Press 3 a lot
Go down… etc…
Eventually you’ll go to give a press conference about the number 3
The Narrator: The King of Comedy
WIP: Ignore the mess again
Firstly get the bucket. Then go to the cargo room and take the elevator up to the room with the telephone. Instead of answering the phone, unplug it (just use the interact button on the wall socket). A video will then play. Afterwards you will be led out of the room, down the cargo elevator, and back to the “set of two open doors”. [I took the door on the right again, but it might work if you take the other one.] Going through the door on your right, you find yourself right back in the telephone room. The narrator then teleports you back to the set of two open doors. [Again, not sure what happens if you go through the left door]. After going through the right door, you’re back at the telephone. Teleport again > Doors > Phone > Teleport > Left Door > Teleport above 2 doors room > “The End!”
“Yo Bucket Jokes”
Bucket’s Can Never Be Free
WIP
Get bucket > Go to the boss’s office > mind control facility > turn off the machine > Attempt to escape…
mindControl(bucket) == sillyBirds;
Uncover the sinister true intentions behind the facility
Honestly I’d be happy if I could just watch silly bird videos forever
Get bucket > Boss’s office > mind control facility > turn ON machine > watch the birds!
The MOBA – The Museum of Bucket Arts
WIP
Bucket > Boss’s office > take secret elevator down > take “ESCAPE” hallway > go down the hole > get forced towards the crusher > fall down onto walkway > listen to bucket obituary from female narrator > explore the museum > find your bucket again > step onto the void and claim your bucket > ๓คץ Շђє ςгยรђєг קยภเรђ ץ๏ย Ŧ๏г ץ๏ยг รเภร
Fun Secrets
Setting the Time
The first two times you boot the game, you’re asked to set the clock. Don’t be lazy. Set the clock.
After the second time, the game commends you for actually taking the time to set the clock instead of just leaving it at the default. It then tells you to set it to your favorite time as a reward next time you open the game.
On the third time, after setting the clock, it asks if you set it to your favorite time or just couldn’t resist setting it accurately again. It then gives you a slider to assess how accurate the time was.
On the fourth time, the game will give you a bunch of fun sliders and yes/no questions as a reward! Yay!
On the fifth time, the game will begin to comment on the meaning of time and knowledge
The Broom Closet
At the 2 doors, take the door on the left. After exiting the meeting room, enter into the broom closet.
Original
The narrator will eventually wait for a new player to take over from you because he thinks you’re dead. After this happens, you will want to leave the room and go back in.
The next time you restart, the broom closet will be boarded up.
With the Bucket
Not gonna spoil this one, it’s too much fun. But I’ll just say it involves stickers.
Awkward Elevator Ride
WIP
Prerequisites: ?? (according to the wiki, it opens when you get to the Mind Control Facility 3 runs in a row, but I haven’t tested it myself)
Get bucket > Go to boss’s office > (I went into the bathroom first; not sure if that changed things) > Door across from boss’s office is openable > find elevator > elevator does nothing??? I cannot figure out anything to do here except listen to the elevator music and the narrator making small noises…
Bizarre Starts
Vent Access (found during the New Content ending)
No visual changes, but instead of the normal music/quiet ambience, it’s storming outside. The Narrator comments on the weather. (it’s unconfirmed whether (hehe very punny) or not this affects the Out of Bounds ending).
Straight Hallway to 2 Doors Room
Blue Office
Paper Everywhere
Fun Bucket Things:
Click Door 430 5 times achievement mentions bucket if you’re holding bucket
Pretty much every dialogue and ending is changed if you have the bucket. Is everyone over at Crows, Crows, Crows okay right now… No wonder it took so long to finish this. They had to perfect the bucket-based storytelling.
Misc
You can trigger some dialogue by closing the doors on both ends of the hallway containing Office No. 417.